There's A Corpse In This Bed

neoyorzapoteca:

The Woman Dies | Aoko Matsuda | Granta Magazine

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i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

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then and now

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i have so many Feelings about the word ‘bitch’. i love when it’s used humorously (’i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch’), i love when it’s reclaimed (’i’m a boss-ass bitch’), i love when my female friends call me jokingly (‘listen here bitch’), but when a man says it? sirens, warning lights. when a man calls a woman it it comes with such hatred. it’s stabbing. it’s sharp and vile and it drips misogyny. it’s funny how the word can be fine 95% of the time and the other 5% of the time it genuinely fills me with fear

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hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

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Trying not to spoil we Happy Few for myself by reading ahead but also I have a few theories that I’m just dying to know if I’m right

acharliebrownchristmas:

Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself

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Details from Sacha Goldenberg’s “Flemish Painting” series.

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Top 10 Forbidden Bard Instruments™

wastelandtrashcan:

internetphasing:
In no particular order:
1. Kazoo
Simple, small, and an absolute delight
2. Contrabassoon
The thing already looks like a weapon of mass destruction, why not make it one?
3. Canjo
Half can, half banjo, this thing has chaotic neutral bard written all over it
4. Harmonica
When you need to get all Billy Joel up in this shit
5. Spoons
Practical for eating and inspiration!
6. Keytar
The most badass instrument for the most badass class
7. Sax-A-Boom
Jack Black. Need I say more?
8. Theramin
I’m pretty sure this thing already runs on magic, so it’s nearly perfect
9. Digeridoo
toob
10. Boomwhackers
Musical AND melee attacks

Please feel free to add more :)
11. Otamotone
cast nightmare

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eliteknightcats:
cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

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when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

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My dog, holly, had a burning hatred for hide and seek. I used to hide and call her name and have her look for me as like a fun game for us to play and every time she would wait until I was watching and piss on the rug out of defiance

justnevilledup:
hewwo OwO
god i KNEW you were going to post something if i let you use my computer